I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my daily dose of caffeine like a human depends on oxygen. Truly, the concept of starting my day without it causes me anxiety. Latte doesn't matter much, as long as that robust flavor touches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am a creature of custom, and that tradition is my coffee. F